James Marsden plays Kevin, a wedding columnist(?) who is immediately spellbound by Jane, the Wedding Helper.Jane sailing across the Manhattan Bridge in a cab is making me realize I haven’t been to Manhattan in forever.Question: How do you fit this many weddings (27, even!) into normal life? Does Jane have a job?.Katherine Heigl plays Jane, an always-the-bridesmaid-never-the-bride type who we know is not living up to her full potential because she has brownish hair.Will I ever be able to watch a wedding scene in a movie again and not think of it primarily as a potential super-spreader event?.To that end, today’s rom-com recap revisits the 2008 classic 27 Dresses. This is a time-honored tradition that is best enjoyed with a bagel and iced coffee in hand, and the schmaltzier the rom-com, the better. I'm Jesus.Spring is in the air (sort of, depending on where you live), and as more and more people receive their COVID-19 vaccines, it’s possible that nights out will soon be back on the horizon-which means, of course, the return of the Hungover Sunday Rom-Com Viewing Experience. Kevin: Don't you have any needs? Jane: No. Do you actually believe in love and marriage and just pretend to be a cynic, or are you actually a cynic who knows how to spin romantic crap for girls like me? Kevin: I didn't follow that at all, but I think the second one, the spinning crap one. Jane: You write the most beautiful things. George: Any way she's gonna believe it actually came from me? Jane: Maybe. Jane: You got them champagne glasses and a bottle of cristal. Kevin: Ah! So you admit that believing in marriage is kind of like believing in Santa Claus! Jane: Oh, that's so noble of you! Do you also go around telling small children that Santa Claus doesn't exist? 'Cause someone needs to blow that shit wide open. Kevin: I'm just trying to point out the hypocrisy of the spectacle. Jane: How refreshing! A man who doesn't believe in marriage. Jane: God, Casey, can't you keep it in your pants for one wedding? Casey: Are you kidding? The only reason to wear this monstrous dress is so that some drunken groomsman can rip it to shreds with his teeth. Jane: Are you a doctor? Kevin: No, but Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Drunk were bugging me. Then I remember that I still get to have hot hate sex with random strangers and I feel SO much better! Jane's Aunt: It must be so hard to watch your younger sister get married before you. Today you're just the bitch who broke my heart and cut up my mother's wedding dress. Tess: You won't share that information with him about me. No? Kevin: See? That was good! Jane, can I have your drink? Jane: Sure. Kevin: What is that? Jane: Theme wedding! Kevin: What was the theme? Humiliation? Well, statistically that was bound to happen. What the hell are you looking at me like that for? Jane: Are you shitting me right now? Kevin: What? Jane: That's my favorite part. I don't know, he always looks really, really happy. 'Cause even though I think he's an idiot for willingly entering into the last legal form of slavery. So when the bride comes in and she makes her giant, grand entrance, I like to glance back at the poor bastard getting married. Jane: There's gotta be one thing about weddings that you like. You kept repeating that over and over last night.
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